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The best state in the USA!

We are NOT cowboys who ride around on horses with our cowboy hats and boots.
if you wear a cowboy hat and boots anywhere but west texas or a ranch, you are basically asking for a beating.
there are cities
there are not ranches everywhere
If you have a southern drawl, it is noticed because it is not that common.
not everyone loves bush. just like not everyone where you live loves bush. some people like him. others dont. its actually pretty balanced.

i love texas

you should too.
Texan: I live in Texas.
Non-Texan: I wish I could live in Texas.
by mandychic0406 January 01, 2006
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The bi-polar state where you'll go outside without a jacket one minute and the next minute you'll freeze your ass off.
Hey lets go outside and get a tan! Just kidding it started snowing. In Texas.
by texas=bi-polar February 11, 2010
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The only state where it is possible for a woman who has been admitted into a mental health clinic twice for being a danger to herself and others, as well as being a recovering alcoholic, can legally gain a license to conceal and carry a firearm. This woman is my ninety pound grandmother... sure makes for a good conversation, right?
Only in Texas...
by CharlesWalworth August 15, 2008
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The krunkest, most off da chain state in the USA. ALL you hoes that don't like TEXAS can kiss ass and go to hell with gasoline panties on cuz ya'll don't know what the fuck ya talkin' 'bout. Texas provides for all of the rest of you poor insufficient losers. ya'll ought to be thankful for a great state like us that does so much for every body else in this stinkin' country. Texas is where every thing krunk happens. The Kappa, Hoop it up, WE GOT SIX FLAGS!! (over Texas) And besides that everything is always bigger in Texas and bigger is always better.
You EVER BEEN TO TEXAS? HELL YEAH AND IT WAS TO KRUNK FOR WORDS
by dallas chick 2004 March 09, 2004
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the only true bi-polar state where it can change weather daily and can go from 118 degrees summer to 5 degrees winter(varies where u r in texas)
the only true bi-polar state texas
by texan 596 February 06, 2010
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A state with an unhealthy and somewhat pedophilic obsession with high school football.
Number 12's got a nice ass. It makes me hot, but I ain't no fag.
by Kim Jong Il December 07, 2004
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a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually
husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali
by big_joe13 June 01, 2009
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