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1. a state from which men with incredibly large penises come from. However, the amount of intelligence and charisma they have diminish in turn because their penis is compensating for their IQ...
girl 1: man, that guy from Texas has a ginormous man peice

girl 2: yeah, but he's and Idiot

girl 1: what did you expect? He's from Texas!
by squintz_is_da_man September 16, 2009
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texas is the hometown of ma fave band BOWLING FOR SOUP and they rock. c'mon yall lets move 2 texas 2 look at pics of jesus while eating waffles!! if u hate texas im not speking to you....
u come 2 texas and dis it i will, i shit u not, kick ur freaking pansy ass!
by lizze October 25, 2006
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State connected to mexico in the United States.
Only steers and queers come from texas. I don't see any horns on you so you must be a queer boy!
by the_anonymous_one_rules August 03, 2010
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A Southern US state that only steers and queers come from.
Sgt. Hartman: Holy dogshit, Texas, only steers and queers come from Texas private Cowboy!
by Francis Urquhart June 05, 2013
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A state filled with a bunch of retarded fucktard faggots.
"Hey, want to go to Texas?"

"No, it's a state filled with a bunch of retarted fucktard faggots"
by Joey Schick September 08, 2009
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the act of recieving head from another person, or giving head to another person
1. Texas coming to u: you receivin da head
2. U goin2 texas: you givin da head
Gurl1: Hey gues wat yo?
Gurl2: Wat?
G1: I jus got sum Texas!
G2: 4REAL!! did u go2 texas or did texas come2 u?
G1: TEXAS CAME2 ME!
G2: lucky bitch! lol
by kbaby45 July 23, 2009
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Texting on your cell phone while driving a Lexus.
Warning: Void in all leases.
I know I've made it now; I'm Texas.
by Shawt November 20, 2009
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