The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 15, 2006
The only place that's more American than America.
You're moving to Texas? That's the place where people are more American than Americans.
by stephierburck March 10, 2012
a state in southwest usa, where it's illegal to penetrate your wifes rectum consensually
husband: hey i wanna fuck you in the ass tonight
wife: in the state of texas its illegal
husband: are you serious? fuck that lets move back to cali
by big_joe13 June 01, 2009
The only state where you can get the death penalty for jaywalking.
At the Texas grocery store, six-year old Louis tore open a bag of gummi worms and took one out, then ate it. After surveillance cameras caught him, he was arrested and sentenced to death.
by twistedbabydoll August 18, 2007
Hitting the road at 85 mph, legally. Texas has the fastest open roads in America.
God blessed Texas!
by I ride my horse to work. March 21, 2013
the only thing bigger than infinity
you know whats bigger than infinity

what?

texas
by rick mavis April 29, 2007
A state with small penis syndrome and chewy bbq.
"I'm from Texas and I always have to say I'm bigger and badder and I drive a big ole Truck because my penis is really small."
by its4oclockandihavenothingtodo March 18, 2013
The bipolar state. Known for extreme weather changes such as 80-something degrees one day snow the next.
"SNOW?! In the middle of SPRING?!"
"Well we ARE in Texas
by gerbilgirl December 14, 2010

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