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118.
The 28th state in the union, that means 666/28=23.7857143, the exact amount of hours in 1 day, (not 24)creepy

Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.

Fuck Texas and everyone who wants to go there/is from there/and anyone who thinks its cool. Deep in the heart of my ass.
by mistahtom May 15, 2006
 
15.
contrary to popular belief, texas is probably the least racist of states and contains a huge diversity of mexicans,whites and blacks. Our moral qualities are also in fact sterling and to be aspired to, for we rarely condone stupid behaviour like cousins having sex or something of that nature. All i can say for those who don't deserve to reserve an opinion about texas because they haven't been there is that they should come down and experience the serenity that defines texas. I'd also like to comment that george bush is not actually from texas.
reppin ATX and H-town bitches!!! DA BOTTOM!!!
(warning: weather in texas extremely unpredictable)
by nolimitsoldier February 19, 2006
 
16.
the only state people are damn proud to be from
"you don't know bout' the way we talk
boys say we got country words
but i don't really care what you heard
cuz you don't know bout' the dirty 3rd

they don't know what that scar bout
they don't know what that bar bout
they don't know what that candy car bout
or smokin that joint about
texas is the home of the playas and pimps
showin naked ass in the great state of texas
3rd coast born i mean we're texas raised
TEXAS, MOTHER FUCKER, THATS WHERE I STAY!"

- mike jones
by jklolz May 25, 2005
 
17.
To quote the ignorant: "Land of hicks, where interfamily marriage is encouraged."
Please, I live in Texas and it has never been encouraged. That is something freaky people who can't get anyone do.
Aunt Ruth is NOT looking hot tonight.
by Chloe05 May 09, 2005
 
18.
The fuck you state.
"Oh shit, we just crossed into Texas."
by Texas Blows July 25, 2009
 
19.
The greatest state that kepps getting better. And for you stupid dumbasses that write crap about Texas on this site you better not come to Texas because the people here will kick your pansy-ass
You don not fuck with Texas!
by Melanthex March 28, 2005
 
20.
As the great American author John Steinbeck put it:

"I have said that Texas is a state of mind, but I think it is more than that. It is a mystique closely approximating a religion. And this is true to the extent that people either passionately love Texas or passionately hate it and, as in other religions, few people dare to inspect it for fear of losing their bearings in mystery or paradox. But I think there will be little quarrel with my feeling that Texas is one thing. For all its enormous range of space, climate, and physical appearance, and for all the internal squabbles, contentions, and strivings, Texas has a tight cohesiveness perhaps stronger than any other section of America. Rich, poor, Panhandle, Gulf, city, country, Texas is the obsession, the proper study and the passionate possession of all Texans."

According to CNN Money.com, out of the "Top 100 best places to live in 2006", 10 were in Texas (which lead the nation)
by Samuel Chase January 22, 2007
 
21.
a state in the southern United States where minorities such as Hispanics and African-Americans highly outnumber white people; a small percent of the white people are ignorant racist rednecks, that make the rest of them look like idiots
man texas is way better than florida or mississippi; california etc.
by blue March 20, 2005