Texas is the antithesis to California. Texas is full of hicks who think that being cool is dressing up in cowboy hats and boots just to do non-cowboy activites. See Drugstore cowboy. Its citizens also think it is cool to wear the state colors wherever they go (who really does this). Go there if you only want to time travel, I.E. turn back the clock.
2> A state of mind induced by stacked cuban heels, drop yoke shirts, ten gallon hats that only hold 1.5 litrers, and Alice B. Toklas' Famous Brownie Recipie.
3> The New and Official Location of the North Pole.
Ah may live in New Yolk City, but I carries texus in mah heart.
As goes Texas, so goes the world.
b.)adj. An adjective to describe something bigger and better.
c.) A state of the USA. It has crappy weather and has five of the fattest cities in America.
2.)Formerly known as the Lone Star state because nobody wanted them to be part of thier country.
3.)Where Brian Zahn, the gayest white boy on the earth was born
4.)They do make some pretty hot chicks though
Northerner: I belive we already have.
Texas is also home to one of the largest populations of child molesters and pedophiles in the entire world. The 200 census estimated that out of every 100 people in the state of Texas, there were 73 pedophiles or child molesters.
Another fun fact about Texas is that KY brand personal lubricant was invented there. In 1984 Nolan Ryan after sodomizing and performing anal intercourse on his goat grew tired of it always being so uncomfortable, so he spit into an old toothpaste tube and it evolved from there.
texas is also a place where the people think 50 degrees is cold, county roads are black top, Galveston is a good place to visit, and "Big Tex" is straight. All of these are common misconseptions.
Remember that time I got butt raped by the mayor of Dallas Texas? How is that an appropriate punishment for a speeding ticket?
Wow! The whole state of Texas is like one big abortion.
Howcome Wichita Falls Texas is so dirty and gross? Oh wait it is in Texas.
Let's go to Lubbock Texas and watch that caped and masked child rapist ride his horse. Oh better yet, let's go to college station and watch those ass hole that couldn't get into West Point march around before they molest that dog of theirs.
Child: Mom, how come so many people in Texas have AIDS?
Mother: Sweetie, God hates them, and remember, they are not people in God's eyes.
Wow, I'm so glad I live in Oklahoma. If I'd stayed in Texas one second longer I am certain I would have been molested and would also have contracted AIDS.