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Texas Train-wreck is the sexual act in which a multitude of men surround a mating couple in the center of a formed circle. The men then take turns (limited to two minutes apart) running full speed at the mating man and wench colliding with them in an attempt to separate the two from the sexual act at hand. Should the attacker be successful in dismantling the sexual action, he is then supposed to take the previous male's place in intercourse.
Did you see that Texas Train-wreck last week?
Nah, I was too busy attending the local Jerkle Circle at the pub on 5th and Coldwater
Damn shame, that is. You won't see this shit in the NHL.
by USA Anonymous May 03, 2011

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