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The Texas Steam-Roller is when a man excretes onto a woman’s chest and then delicately massages it in with his bum cheeks.
This is a derogative term and is illegal in several states of America.
The Texas Steam-Roller can be followed up with a Brown Mushroom.
by JohhnyCash1 October 26, 2007
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When you put saran wrap in your mouth and you have a guy or girl shit in your mouth.
by RWJ August 28, 2008
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