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Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 July 14, 2013