1) The football team for the University of Texas at Austin.
2) One of the best, largest cattle in the south with huge horns.
1) Hey! I got some tailgating tickets to see the Texas Longhorns this Saturday!
2) Yumm. I love me some of that Texas Longhorn steak.
The best college in most sports. They have been to the College World Series more times than any other team. Hated by most because they are so fucking bomb. Second most wins of the decade (behind Boise State) and second most wins of all-time (Behind Michigan). Has been robbed of multiple Heisman Trophies (Vince Young and Colt McCoy) and National Championships (08-09 and 09-10). They wreck the shit out of everyone.
"Texas Longhorns defeats USC, the so-called greatest College Football team ever, in the National Championship!"
"Texas gets off to an amazing start against Alabama! Oh no, an Alabama player just speared Colt McCoy in his throwing shoulder, they will now bring in 18 year old Garrett Gilbert to play Quarterback."
When you are lying next to a girl and you finger her with your middle and ring finger, with your thumb on her clit, and your pointer finger and pinky resting on her inner thighs. It looks like the Texas Longhorns' hand signal.
"How do you finger a girl?"
"I just give her the ol Texas Longhorn, makes her cum everytime."
Narcissistic, ignorant, self-righteous ass hat who believes that based solely on the fact that his degree came from UT-Austin, one of the many large, publicly funded universities in Texas, he is better in every conceivable way than any other college graduate. It's a good school, like nearly every other accredited university in the nation, and its sports teams are decent year in and year out, but plagued with controversies, illegalities, and foul play.
I was going to congratulate John on his promotion, but he went all Texas Longhorn
on me ... he's such a prick.
The Texas Long Horn is like the shocker
but fold down your ring finger and middle finger, slip your pinky into thier brown eye and you know what to do with the other finger
But since your not just holding down your ring finger you can hold both the fingers extremly far down so that the folded part of ur ring finger doesn't stop at the gooch
,With the shocker
ur range is limited but with the Texas Long Horn you get insertion down to the knuckles
I texas long horned this girl and i got full insertion!
is committed while a female is sleep and you jack off and when you get ready to bust a nut you shove your dick down her throat
i gave your mom a texas longhorn last night.