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A Texas Lint Roller is a homo sexual act where a man licks the long hairs around another man's anus so hard they rip off like a lint roller.
"I heard Bobby gives a mean Texas Lint Roller"

"Tim is a pro Texas Lint Roller for only his 3rd try"
by noQ_Q October 13, 2009
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