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A Texas Blumpkin refers to the act of receiving a blow-job while taking a dump and eating bbq ribs and/or brisket.
Vinnie received a warm welcome on his first visit to the Lone Star State in the form of a Texas Blumpkin.
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by TexasRuby November 22, 2011
When a son is receiving head from either his mother, brother, sister, dad, grandma, grandpa, and cousins during the act of pooping.
Johnny received a Texas Blumpkin from his father
by BigFatJuicy456 April 09, 2016
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