|1.||Texas A&M Faggies|
Texas A&M is the largest university in Texas and is an attractive campus only to the backwards rednecks of the south. Their school mascot is the Faggie, a closet homosexual teabagger who is against gay rights in order to mask his secret homosexual preferences. A daily prayer to President Bush is part of their tradition. If you aren't a Christian they will prepare a ceremony to crucify you. They are home to the Westboro Baptist Church, except it is illegal to display your hate towards the military, since it is a school full of militant douchebags. Faggieland,as they call it, is possibly the worst place on Earth.
Normal Person: Do you believe in scientific facts and reasoning, as well as the ability to think critically?
Faggie: ahahahhahahaha you funny i only believe the facts, you know the stuff in the bible
Normal Person: You mean that fictional book that is not proven to even have factual evidence inside of it?
Group of Texas A&M Faggies: Crucify the dirty liberal! He goes against the principals of the lord jesus christ and our messiah Bush! We pray that his soul will burn in hell! God H8s Fags!