Texas A&M is the largest university in Texas and is an attractive campus only to the backwards rednecks of the south. Their school mascot is the Faggie, a closet homosexual teabagger who is against gay rights in order to mask his secret homosexual preferences. A daily prayer to President Bush is part of their tradition. If you aren't a Christian they will prepare a ceremony to crucify you. They are home to the Westboro Baptist Church, except it is illegal to display your hate towards the military, since it is a school full of militant douchebags. Faggieland,as they call it, is possibly the worst place on Earth.