Someone from Texas. Proud of their state and their heritage. Texans are filled with pride, knowing that their state is the ONLY state in the entire union that has the right to fly that beautiful Lone Star flag right NEXT to the US flag. The ONLY state in the union that has the right to still secede from the USA. The ONLY state that was a recognized COUNTRY. Texans are intelligent, good hearted, decent, hard working, and God fearing. True Texans DO NOT make fun of New Yorkers. They actually understand their pride in their state. Texans live in cities, drink wine, wear basic black, go to art galleries, museums, the symphony and the ballet. They discuss Plato and politics. They dance to ALL music from Drake to Depeche Mode to good Texas Music with singers like George Strait, Willie Nelson and. Robert Earl Keen. Some Texans wear cowboy hats and boots. Some Texans ride horses and drive big Cadillacs. Some Texans drive big trucks and some drive smart cars.Texans have wide open spaces, huge cattle ranches and old and brand new fields of oil and natural gas. Texans have mountains, deserts, pine forests, white sand coastal beaches, lakes, rivers, and have so many things to do that they could vacation in one great place every year of a 100 year old life and still not run out of vacation spots. Texans love their state, the heroes that died for their state and think that Texas is a gift from God.
New Yorker…Hey, I really am enjoying my vacation in Texas.
Texan…Well, Texas is an amazing state. Y'all want to come out to a BBQ at my ranch tomorrow?
New Yorker…Sounds great! This is such a wonderful art museum!
Texan…Lets go to the Holocaust Museum next...and by the way man...I'm PROUD to call you my friend.
someone who knows the true of meaning "hot as hell," (we fry at least on egg a year on the asphalt outside, just because we can) and likes only having two seasons a year and never having to deal with that white shit you northeners call "snow."
A texan needs no snow.
Someone with a sense of pride in their home state. Someone who, although they may not wear boots and ten gallon hats, still feels like a cowboy. A texan sticks to his word, and is generally polite and friendly, but won't take shit from anyone. Not all texans are from Texas (ie. John Wayne), and not all those from Texas are texans (ie George Bush). A texan is also a person who can use the word y'all correctly, know that phrases like "yep" or "I tell you what" are sentences in themselves, and knows what real Mexican food is. And for the record, not all Texans are conservative, and none sleep with their relatives: that's Arkansas,
guy 1: How did that guy who just save a baby from a runaway car, beat up a gang of nazi bikers, and get dates with five different nubile supermodels in 3 minutes?
guy 2: He's a texan
A badass who doesnt take anything from anybody.
A: Whoa, who is that guy that just beat the shit out of that northerner?
B: A Texan
somebody born in Texas; Not necessarily a redneck.
Jose was born in Texas.
None of these definitions are 100% to the point.
(n) A person from the state of Texas
(adj) Of or having to do with Texas
btw, Texas is a modern state. Not podunk and white trash.
guy: I was born in Texas. I am a Texan
guy2: I was raised in Texas. I am a Texan
a VERY bad skier/snowboarder
guy#1: hey look at that guy... he has his jeans tucked into his ski boots and a big poofy texas longhorns jacket.
guy#2: ya...what a texan...
A person from Texas. All you other stereotypical fuckers get your ass down here and soon yall will quit talkin shit.
Texans do NOT ride horses to work, we drive the same cars you do. Except we do have big ass trucks unlike you guys.
Yes some Texans wear cowboy hats, but thats just part of Texas history and some people's tradition. And not all Texans are rednecks. Texans are also educated, as Texas is home to a number of prestigious schools. And Texans do NOT commit insest.
So now all you assholes who have never been here to Texas, shut the fuck up. I dare yall to come down here and say the shit you say on here. Your ass is gunna get shot after you get your ass whooped.
New Yorker: Why are we takin a road trip to Texas?
New Yorker 2: Cuz my aunt lives there and im guna visit her
(They get to Houston)
New Yorker 1: OMG ITS SO FUCKING HOT!!! DUDE that guy is wearing a cowboy hat, what a faggot!!
(Texan hears him)
New Yorker 2: Shit dude were fucked.
New Yorker 1: Why whats he guna...(gets knocked out)
Texan: Little bitch talk shit again i'll fuckin shoot your pathetic pansy ass.