-I went to Mahket Basket next to lowell yestahday and saw Lindah from dunkin dohnuts.
-Whens the next town meeting?
-I cant buhleev im wastin' my tax dollahs.
-When are they gonna put sourage in our paht of town?
Since real estate is so high in Massachusetts, a 1 floor, 1 toilet, 4 wall house in Tewksbury costs at least 350k even though its not good enough for a homeless man.
If you ever get a blowjob from someone in Tewksbury, make sure to cum in their face and eyes and then slap and knee them repeatedly. But beware of STDs..you are bound to catch one from a Tewksbury resident.
Beware of thugs and wiggers too.
Steve: Hey did you read the paper this morning?
Bob: No, its filled with all tewksbury news anyway.
Steve: I know, I couldn't even read about the big town fair next week since more than 5 kids in tewksbury graduated high school this year.
Harry: If there is ever a poison gas leak that infects the air, lets hope it hits tewksbury.
It can also be a bad attempt at appearing tough or intimidating.
guy 2 - "That's pretty tewksbury."
guy 1 - "Looks like mike is wearing his black beater again to the gym."
gym 2 - "I'm sick of all the tewksbury this guy tries to pull."
Resident 2: Yeah, he wants a more private town to live in as he values his solitude as his Asian Geisha doesn't give him any back talk like dem' loud mouthed American ho's.
Resident 1: I think you just told way more than I wanted to hear. No relax and let's hot box some chronic blaze in my new Beemer, my daddy just bought me.
Resident 2, 30 minutes later: " I think I'm Kung Fu fighting" Du da du da du da doot doot fighting"