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3. Tessie
Tessie can mean anything you want it to be but it can not under any circumstance be plural. It is also best used with a British accent.
"Pardon me sir but I do believe you are standing on my tessie"

"I was walking across the street and tripped on the curb and landed right on my tessie. I hope it doesn't leave a mark."
1. Tessie
Originally a broadway tune written in the early 1900s, became the fight song of the Boston Red Sox. It has recently been modernized by the Dropkick Murphys, it can be heard in the movie Fever Pitch and video game MVP Baseball 2005.
2, 3, 4 Tessie, 'nuff said McGreevey shouted, we're not here to mess around; Boston, you know we love you madly hear the crowd roar to your sound!
by OttSens4life Apr 10, 2005 add a video
2. Tessie
A sexy female baker. May or may not be found wearing cupcake pasties.
I want some of Tessie's tasty treats.
4. Tessie
Contracted, euphemistic form of the word "testicle".
Guy #1: "Hey, Guy #2! Tuck that tessie back into your shorts!"
Guy #2: "Nah. It kinda like it where it is."
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