2. An amazingly beautiful woman who posseses extreme knowledge, yet lacks the ability to spell.
3. A person who subscribes to the theory that dirt and germs are the same thing (also known as the dirt=germs theory)
4. A female who is two awesome to be allowed to belong to any one man, and is therefore, according to all formally known boy code, stuck in the "friend zone"
5. The most awesome best friend a girl could ask for (after you go through the 3 year test period, consisting of being told that your parents dont love you...)