A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.
Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?
by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015
Code word for someone's bitch.
Friend 1: Dude, you're SO my tesla.
Friend 2: Fuck you man, you're MY tesla!
by madmarauder November 03, 2011
The cheapest form of life on earth. This usually occurs when a person becomes extremely excited when airfare drops by one dollar. Another is that this form of life must always be right and has power to make something that is wrong to be right. They believe that everyone and everything is against them. Also, this person may also seem to contradict themselves by saying they need something and don't have money for it while buying something they want that is more expensive.
Don't be such a tesla, this flight is a dollar more and gets you there twelve hours earlier.
Tesla, didn't you say you need a new laptop? Why did you buy a PS3?
by Juliet November December 09, 2011
A sarcastic sobriquet given to a person who has an accident with electricity; one who claims to know about electricity and knows nothing.

John "Tesla" Smith started a fire in his car after he rewired the electrical system.
by Jim Poesl February 19, 2007
When used as a verb, it means to violently penetrate.
a) That big biker totally just teslad his much smaller cell-mate.
b) The young twink rubbed his bung in pain after having been repeatedly teslad by a large group of randy cicus-goers.
c) I'm gonna tesla that jerk as soon as he finishes his drink.
by Reg Gournd DeFlodge March 27, 2007
A new age party drug that kids are taking at festivals, concerts etc. Contains a random concoction of drugs melted down into a typically blue pill. Always contains ectasy and some opiate but known to possible contain heroin, cocaine, meth, opium , morphine, angel dust and PCP.
Hey man, my I've gotta go to my little brothers high school graduation tonight want to come along and pop a tesla to make it more interesting?
by Urbanhippie567 May 27, 2015

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