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1.Term used to describe the ungodly discomfort, mental and physical associated with the results of not thoroughly wiping your baloon knot; also a result of being overambitious while wiping your your tar star leading to the irritation of a roid
2.residue from a shart that leads to irritation of the dark star
3. a terd that gnaws at your anus wall
4. see also peanut, splinter
Josh, I have taken four shits today and I can't get rid of this termite that is gnawing on my corn!

This termite is trying to burrow its way back inside me!

Cory really wanted to hook up with Jill, but due to the termite in his anus, had to run home and wipe again.
by c-note February 03, 2005
 
1.
A person from your past who suddenly comes out of the woodwork the moment you experience any sort of fame, success, large influx of cash, etc.

Usually an ex, someone you had a fling with, or even someone who turned you down for a date.
"Ever since that article came out about me, I've been getting a whole bunch of Facebook messages from termites."
by LionKill February 09, 2012
 
2.
Any Girl Who Might Have The Certain Craving For "Wood"
Girl: You Want A BJ?
Guy: You Are Such A Termite
by Mateo19 February 25, 2008
 
3.
A name for a person or thing that ruins a boner or "wood". An example could be when your grinding with a fine woman in a night club, and her ripped boyfriend walks in on the acion.
Dude I was jacking off to some good porn when my little sister walked in... what a termite.
by Ronizzle June 28, 2006
 
4.
slang for crabs
You gave Taylor termites? grody.
by Josephine Greene May 09, 2003
 
5.
1.
A term for rural poor / destitute people who see trees or lumber in your yard, and beg for the privilege of doing something you didn't really need done.

2.
A non-professional sketchwad who shows up at your house and offers to cut up downed trees.

3. Unemployed laborer who drives around trying to find wood and turn it into food.
"So what happened today, Dad?"

"Oh, some termite pulled up and asked me if he could cut up that tree for $300. I told him no, so he told me this story about how he was working on a logging deck, and a load shifted and some log fell on his skull- and damn if he didn't have a big dent in his skull. So I gave him $20, and he left.
by Ihowl September 21, 2009
 
6.
A sexual position by which the man performs excessive anal sex on the woman, leading to anal spillage of fecal matter... the woman is then forced to eat the fecal matter, mixing it with her saliva, just as termites do when constructing termite mounds.
"We tried all kinds of new sex positions last night... but the craziest one was the termite!"
by masterdarkly January 05, 2014
 
7.
A dusty, dirty looking 2 legged creature that stands on the corner in every city in America trying to talk to every girl that walks by.
Tyiesha and Tia were walking down Garrison Blvd and the Termites were all out hounding them for a date.
by Coltiaysa July 03, 2006