| 1. | Bushfuck | ||
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The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive. Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.
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Examples of Terminological usage: Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!" Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked." Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process). - Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences. One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently k... |
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| 2. | bushfuck | ||
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The act of illegally assuming control over an ignorant populace and then proceeding to take advantage of that populace's ignorance in order to maintain power. Bushfucking also involves the unabashed pursuit of selfish interests and personal financial gain at absolutely any cost to those you have power and influence over. However, once you have been bushfucked you cannot bushfuck. You either bushfuck, have been bushfucked or are actively receiving a good bushfucking: they are mutually exclusive.
Best Example: George W. Bush and his assumption of the US Presidency.
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Examples of Terminological usage: Joe American 1: "Wooooeee, that George sure did bushfuck us!" Joe American 2: "I kinda saw it coming but I'm kinda too dumb to really do anything about it. Naah, I guess I really kinda like bein' bushfucked." Joe American 3: "That's it Georgy, give that Saddam a good bushfucking! Right on, right on, bushfuck that sum bitchin' Tallyban! Lay a good bushfuck to dat der Eyeran too. Hey, what happened to my social security Georgy? Hey, we ain't got no respect nowhere. Oh Georgy, you little devil... you done bushfucked me too. Dat was good, dat was good (shaking his head)...now what you wanna us to do now? You don't give a shit? Why you sum bitch... i'll bushfuck you. I'm comin' to getcha... Hey get your hands off me (as he is gagged, cuffed and taken away, labeled a terrorist and held for life without due process). - Update: Joe American 3 was given a letter at the time of his arrest that simply read: "Sorry, you have been bushfucked. You therefore cannot bushfuck. Under the new law, bushfucking is now considered an act of terror and you will therefore be dealt with accordingly." American 3 unfortunately passed away during his imprisonment, thought to be due to the forced consumption of brussel sprouts and the subsequent and inadequate medical treatment of his excessive flatulence. Our condolences. One good thing is that bushfucking as it is currently known wil... |
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| 3. | Yipster | ||
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Yipster is a terminological hybrid of the the words, "Hipster" and "Yuppie" borne out of the geographical and cultural proximities between two gentrified neighborhoods in Brooklyn, New York: Williamsburg and Park Slope. Kevin is a yipster because he hides his tattoos at the office under long sleeves.
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| 4. | Zaned | ||
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1. To be told an abnoxious, completely ridiculous, absolutely undeniably imposible lie, fabrication, or falsehood to.
ie.The "ill get you back tomorrow" is probably the most common of all Zaneing... This lie usally involves money for beer, cigs or other like substances. If you dont receive payment (work/cleaning) before you lend the money your odds of not obtaining reinbursment increases 6978%. 2. To be told of something that does not exist. ie. "this workout machine works out your adominous." in the hopes that someone will say "oh really?" and just roll with it. 3. To be told the truth when it is completely inapropriate. ie. Cop says "hello is Jane and/or John here?" the Zaner replies " Yeah they don't want to talk to you though because they have warrents." Cop says "yeah im going to have to go ahead and come inside." 4. to be told of a completely invented thing, then to have that thing be explained to you in great detail that makes no sense. ie. "the t-virus" The T-Virus is like...Skynet + T-Virus (from Resident Evil) + Crack + Speed + 2.2 pounds of Meth - Intelligence + Dumb Luck - Self-Awareness x 10 Distructiveness + Annoying (sq) = Deadly efficient Computer/Pathogen 1. "Did i just get zaned?"
2. "I just got zaned" 3. "You totally just zaned me." |
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| 5. | Virginia Beach | ||
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The most populous city in the Commonwealth of Virginia. Also known as "Drama Beach," it is located on the Atlantic Coast at the "mouth" of the Chesapeake Bay. Virginia Beach is known for it's extremes: aforementioned as the most populous, the easternmost city of the "Seven Cities (of Hampton Roads), and is located at the south end of the world's longest bridge-tunnel (Chesapeake Bay Bridge). However it is the DRAMA in Virginia Beach that is the most extreme...hence the nickname. A synonym for drama is "fiction," and that's what locals many locals create: fabrications, misrepresentations, and lies. The guy I used to live was always lying, instigating problems, and making himself out to be perfect--I hated going home was so Virginia Beach.
You can stop lying to me because I already know you cheated on me; you act like we're in Virginia Beach. |
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