Terilyn is the most majestic lion to ever roam the lands of North America. She enjoys playing guitar and is impressively skilled at it despite her apparent possession of lion paws. She is also very skilled at stealthily stalking people, thanks to her lion roots. Despite being as fierce as a lion, Terilyn is the nicest and most beautiful creature to bless this land that we call earth. Unless you are a dumbass. If you are a dumbass, she will hate you and claw your face off.
Guy 1: Dude, is that a lion over there?
Guy 2: I don't know bro, but it looks pretty fierce.
Guy 3: BROS THAT IS TERILYN, SHE IS AWESOME. I WANT TO LOVE HER.
December 11, 2012