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1.
a stupid rich girl who just so happens to be marrying all these rich people and keeping their names
Don't let your daughter marry too many men or she may end up a Teresa Heinz Kerry.
by nonoyawns January 19, 2005
 
2.
A disaster, the Kerry campaign's cause of death. A Democrat myself, the only word that came to my mind when she spoke at the convention was "Ugh".
Teresa Heinz Ketchup.
by TriBeCaDuDe January 22, 2005