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where no one knows how to drive with their heads outside their asses.
I'll make this illegal u-turn in temecula, but honk at the cars that I almost hit.
by jenacyde April 22, 2009
 
1.
Riverside County's southern most incorporated city; a population of at least 100,000, Temecula boasts ideal weather, competitive sports leagues, and above-average education.
Purportedly the site of "12 year old emo kids", drama, and "bros" that is inherent in every city with inhabitants. It, like every other city, has individuals who, because they aren't old enough to drive, choose to slander the very place they live in attempt to alieve their uneventful drama-ridden lives.
Is expected to reach maximum growth limit in late 2008-early 2009.
North of San Diego and south of Orange county, Temecula does not confine its citizens to city-limit restricted activities. A 45 minute drive in both directions affords one lifestyles apparently non-existent in Temecula.
Traffic navigation, while it may be congested at times, is relatively facile.
Mostly comprised of middle-class individuals
I live in Temecula
I live in Temecula and am happy I at least have a house to live in
by R. Sarkis February 28, 2008
 
2.
"A sunny city filled with shady people". The birthplace of drama and shit-talking and two timing people. The only thing to do is go to somebody's house on the weekend and get drunk with people who will get all in your business the next day. A town so boring that people resort to getting involved in other people's lives for entertainment. Girls are sketchy and easy. Guys try to act hard when they have never seen a "hood". Temecula consists of the PROMENADE, THE MOVIES, ALBERTO's, and HARVESTON LAKE.
Temecula is not balla... at ALL. If your having a good day, don't meet a girl from Temecula. No thugs exist in Temecula
by ...p-L@T... April 17, 2007
 
3.
a town outside of san diego county. most people from temecula cant afford to live in san diego, but they wont tell you that. the population of temecula consists of 12 year old emo kids with hot topic clothes often seen wandering the mall ,teenagers with lifted trucks that have never seen dirt and have logos of companys that would never sponsor them, so they pay to have the logos put on thier trucks. the older residents of temecula all work desk jobs .these jobs are all in san diego. if you want a close up of these folks,wait where the 78/15 freeway merge in escondido. these desk slaves clogg this part of the freeway sure as the sun rises 5 days a week. The average teenage guy from temecula can eaisily spotted because they all wear the same mall bought clothes examples:skin indusrty active lost no fear ect ect ect.you will know them because all they say is yeah brah we mobbed that jump!got like six inches of air!
you will know if you are in temecula because every lifted stickered truck will have a quad or dirtbike in the back. these quads and dirtbikes never see the dirt. they just sit in the back of the truck so everyone knows you are from temecula.
temecula girls are an easy topic to cover. they all look the same and act the same. that is fake.
brah im in temecula with my dirtbike lets do some broadies!
by sephhile February 22, 2006
 
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A lovely city just north of the san diego border and south of L.A.

Clean air, lots of Prius's, and lots of lifted trucks.

Realetors make up 76% of the population and if you don't have a friend who is some way related to a teacher, then you don't live here.

Classic Hang out Places:
The mall, mulligans, the movies, and harveston.

There's lots of drugs going around but it all stays under the radar.

All the kids play club soccer or little league baseball.

TEMECULA ROCKS (compared to old-people-ghost-town Hemet!)
I live in Temecula.

"Where the F*** is that?!"
by kikikipee July 22, 2009
 
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A Riverside county, CA (few miles from SD county) city, which I live a good 20 miles from. 30 square miles of land, about 100K people, and lots of construcion work going on. They make lots of wine there. Crime is 20% less than the national average, which I think is nice.
Um, the Temecula Embassy Suites hotel by the Rancho California Rd exit, on the 15 Freeway about 10 miles from the SD county border.
by SAFDSFS May 17, 2006
 
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A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside .
I am from Temecula , i have no life...
by anon March 17, 2005