"A sunny city filled with shady people". The birthplace of drama and shit-talking and two timing people. The only thing to do is go to somebody's house on the weekend and get drunk with people who will get all in your business the next day. A town so boring that people resort to getting involved in other people's lives for entertainment. Girls are sketchy and easy. Guys try to act hard when they have never seen a "hood". Temecula consists of the PROMENADE, THE MOVIES, ALBERTO's, and HARVESTON LAKE.
Temecula is not balla... at ALL. If your having a good day, don't meet a girl from Temecula. No thugs exist in Temecula
by ...p-L@T... April 17, 2007
A shitty city in Southern California. People in Temecula are all poor and wish they lived in San Diego or LA. You can't drive ten feet in temecula without seeing a lifted blacked out truck being driven by some skinny white kid with oversized sunglasses. Everyone in temecula is covered in tattoos and generally look like white trash carnival goers. The natural beauty of temecula is awe-inspiring, residents enjoy a 360 degree view of desert shrubs on hillsides and the weather is great. 100 degrees F during the day, 60 at night with a whipping valley breeze. If it wasn't for Abbott Vascular, a fortune 500 company, Temecula would have absolutely no redeeming qualities. Temecula is a shithole where nasty bro-ha girls get pregnant at 15 and look forward to a wonderful life in bro-town, off-roading, tattoo ridden, white trash TEMECULA, CA.
God damn I have to work in Temecula five days a week, I want to kill myself. I swear if i see one more lifted bro truck that has never touched dirt I'm going to cry. Everyone in Temecula is ugly or pregnant or both.
by SanDiegoIsBetterThanTemecula August 10, 2009