Telina

Most beautiful, smart,gorgeous girl ever!
Everyone loves her and wishes to have her as a friend

Wow i need to become a telina!

Telina by Psew January 4, 2018

he's catching on, I'm telling ya 

In reference to Ron Paul's first tv ad for the Republican New Hampshire Primaries.

When this comment is spoken/written, it is meant to be funny.

(As seen in online message boards) Did you see that Ron Paul has 60,000 members in meetup groups? He's catching on, I'm telling ya.

he's catching on, I'm telling ya by Angel Messenger November 25, 2007

Teline 

A very smart,creative,funny little girl. Teline brings sunshine in everyone lives. Most parents will name their children Amanda or Emily but Teline brings a lot spunk.Teline may not be a popular name to choose but it a unique name.

teline means strong and elegant

Celine: I'm jealous of the new girl.
Jojo:why?
Celine: i just read what Teline means on urban dictionary. Her named rocks compare to mine.
Jojo: yea it does.
Celine: HEY!

Teline by Gulian March 31, 2010

telling stories 

Lying; Making stuff up that's not true.

Tom: Hey Jack, Joe told me he flew his car into a skyscraper the other day!
Jack: Really? I was at his house yesterday, and there wasn't even a scratch on his car.

Tom: Yeah, Joe is pretty good at telling stories. We don't even live close to a city.

telling stories by PsychoticSpirit January 9, 2016

You're tearing me apart, Lisa

An expression used to indicate that someone is making a big deal out of nothing. Stolen from a line of dialogue in a bad movie, Tommy Wiseau's "The Room".

Megan: So, Will. We need to talk. It may not be important to you, but the cap on a toothpaste tube should have a tight seal. If it does not, then bacteria can manifest itself in the paste, not to mention the cap coming off and squirting toothpaste onto my clothes.

Will: (holding his head in his hands and screaming) You're tearing me apart, Lisa!

Megan: Who's Lisa?

You're tearing me apart, Lisa by ChuckChaser69 June 22, 2009

I'm tellin' ya

i'm completely serious and/or quite positive of what i've just said.

"hey, that guy over there was just checking out your ass."
"yeah, right. come off it."
"i'm tellin' ya..."

I'm tellin' ya by missanthropy February 15, 2006

Tearing the ring out of it 

When someone persists with an activity long after it's lost its merit or factor of amusement for others. You know the sort of people, they hang around long after a party has ended, use the same joke over and over again. They'll continue doing their thing no matter how tedious it becomes for those around them.

*Aidan just wanted to give Juan's skateboard a quick try, but he's been on it for hours now and refuses to get off*

Juan mumbles, "Damn, this bastard is really tearing the ring out of it"

Tearing the ring out of it by TADPOOL October 1, 2016