Regional variation on chavs. Telfs are the stupid white underclass from the town of Telford in England (American's might call them white trash). They claim £8,000 a week in benefits which they spend on.....
BOYS; Gold Jewellery, 50 Cent Albums, Sportswear, Alchopops
GIRLS; Their 19 kids (or at least thats what they tell people, they more likely spend it on the same things the boys do)
Telfs are good for nothing except reproduction, which they excel at.
Man: Excuse me, can I get past please?
Telf Girl: WTF! Get of me yo homo. My boyfriend Liam is gonna kick yo when he gets out of tha yung offenders unit. Can't yo c ive got me little babies Marshall and Mathers to luk afta......0h damn.....where did i leave em this time?
Man: Damn it I hate telfs