Top Definition
1. Someone watching a TV programme/show which is incredibly boring but keeps them just interested enough to not stop watching.

2. A telepathic/telekinetic zombie.
1. When he accidentally flicked to America's next top model, the whole room turned into telezombies.

2. Your worst nightmare.
by Lord Aexerus December 23, 2010

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