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When you are sitting on your computer all day watching Tv shows and your mom gets up from a nap, pissed from spending money that is not hers and takes away your computer.
Steve: Damn Joe, Spartacus is kickin' ass! I'll try to finish this season in one day!
Bitch: Give me your computer, thats all you do everyday! Sit and watch those raunchy shows, I've had enough!
Joe: Wow we really have a Television Bitch on our hands...
by lookinlikeacyclonehityou December 27, 2011

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