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A "Telebot" is one of those annoying answering machines that require you to press endless buttons to be able to speak to some one.
A "Telebot" will answer the number you called and say: "For English press 1, for Spanish press 2, to report a strange thing press 4, to have a nice day press 5, to listen to the last 7 options and turn your head and cough press 6, to press 7 press 7, to wonder why you bothered calling in the first place press 8, to press 0 press 9, to speak to a Representative call this number again and listen very carefully because there is a secret message to decipher about what I am wearing right now. Thank you for calling. Goodbye."
by Ciitzen Detainee April 25, 2013

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