"Hell yea!!, Just made my awesome schedule on Course Rank/Ninja Courses, no 8AM classes and I can go home on Fridays!! Time to sign up for them on Telebears!!"
*proceeds to enter Course Control Numbers to register*
*Looks at computer screen, scanning intently for the sections he/she wants*
"WHAT!?!??!?! NOOOO!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME!??!?!!?"
*the class that student wanted is full*
*proceeds to CourseRank/Ninja Course classes*
*same result when CCN's are entered into Telebears, time after time*
*20 minutes later*
"GODDAMNIT!!! WORK, TELEBEARS. WORK YOU COCKSUCKING PIECE OF SHIT"
*ends up disappointed at schedule, but relieved to at least get some classes*
to roommate "aye nigga, i just got raped by the Telebear"
roommate: "its iight man, i got raped by the Telebear last night"
2. The shittiest, slowest, most outdated and least logical website on the World Wide Web. With programming carried over from when it was a telephone service (hence the name), all your info will be lost if you hit the back button, and its inner workings are a mystery to all. Although its stated purpose is to help students register for classes, what it really does is cause lots of stress, anger, and frustration.