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3.
Tej
Rejection that happens four times, but persistance is seen and a realisation of geniune interest and possibly love follows.
this guy went through a stage of tejness
by crystalline_beauty April 03, 2005
 
1.
Tej
Noun: Player, Used to describe one who is the "KING OF THE SEAS". This mofo will put a cap in yo ass if you even look at him wrong. Don't cross with Tej or it may just be the last thing you do.
-(Puss): I saw Tej walking down the street yesterday and I almost shit my pants. I had to hide in a trash can for the rest of the day


-(Chuck Norris): Shit every time I hear the word "Tej", I get reminded of that time where he beat my ass with a candlestick


-(Aunt Jemima): Tej will put the syrup in yo pancakes


-(Colonel Sanders): Tej is too drunk to taste this chicken


-(Allah): Praise me bitches (see's Tej), O SHIT, PRAISE TEJ, TEJ, TEJ.......(blows himself up)
by DON'T_KILL_ME_TEJ January 27, 2009
 
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Tej
A guy that is good at speeches but pretty annoying at times. He can actually kind of be funny but don't tell him, it will encourage him to try to be funny and thus become annoying. Also, he wants a goat.
Tej is so weird.
by HurrMcDurrPlurrZurr January 20, 2013
 
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tej
a drink:How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.
by crystalline_beauty April 04, 2005
 
5.
tej
A drink: How to make a Tej Panesar
Ingredients:
5 parts pride
3 parts humour
1 part beauty
Method:
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Add a little cocktail umbrella and a dash of lustfulness. OR
Method:
Layer ingredients in a shot glass. Add wisdom to taste! Do not overindulge!

hehe.
by crystalline_beauty April 10, 2005