More advanced teenyboppers have fancy cellphones, carry cigarettes they stole from their mom -but never smoke them because they're pussies, and try to look cool by swearing in every sentence.
Generally try to act way cooler and older than they are, but don't realize that they are chubby little failures.
Teenyboppers most often grow up to be ugly, useless white-trash.
16-year-old: Friggin' teenybopper.
Me: You boppers suck serious ass. O_o
-Fond of MTV, Good Charlotte, the like.
-Plumage usually black with hot pink mixed in, markings usually in the form of the words "Punk Princess."
-Natural watering hole is a chatroom, where they use their mating call, which sounds like this. "LOL!!!111!Z liek aslz!143e12!!!"
Easiest way to kill them is disembowelment. Don't go for the head, they're like roaches.