A teenager (Usually by the name of Alan but not always) who shops in the shop Fopp on regular occasions. The habitual creature will normally wear a cardigan accompanied by a starbucks coffee in hand. They could be seen as elitist, but i shall rest you assure that this is NOT TRUE.
They are also fond of french toast in the mornings, this is a neccesity for being a Teeny-Fopper and can be found in page 78 Rule 3 of the Teeny-Foppers guide to the Galaxy...and Fopp.
Bitch be a Teeny-Fopper.