1) A tedious person
2) One that makes annoying, pointless and unfunny comments
"Why is it that you never see white dog poo anymore?"
"I don't know. Why is it that you are such a TEED?"
to get royally fucked beyond recognition
see also "Friggity fucked"
hey Nate, let's get fuckin' teed before we go to dinner tonight.
the act of being drunk, inebriated, stoned, on drugs, or anything of that matter.
I'm so teed right now.
Those xany's teed me.
get fuckin' teed!
dude i'm fuckin teed
A sex goddess, who is good at everything, all the boys want her and all the girls want to BE her! she is the envy of all humans, she has wikid dark eyes, be careful
Shit TEEDS IS FUCKIN HOT!
Man, that girl last night was a real teeds.
From the action verb Tee Off. What it has come to represent is a haberdasher's excuse to tying one on. When one is teed, they can't "hit one straight" and tend to slice off to the right of smashed.
Matt Garvey is teed... we can understand what he is saying.