A overpriced stupid cookie shaped like a goddamn bear.
"I can't get this fucking bag of teddy grahams open because they package the thing shut with fucking superglue." Said Joe
A snack that Homestarrunner loves spitting all over Strong Bad's basement.
It was not so long ago that I was in Strong Bad's basement, spitting Teddy Grahams all over the place, when one of em' got stuck in the ceiling...
verb: to draw a masturbating teddy bear and then sneak it into someone's stuff
verb: to dress up in a bear costume, ring a doorbell, and then pretend to beat off when people answer the door
When that girl looks away, I'm going to teddy graham her purse.
type homosexual, i.e. lots of body hair, usually with a full beard, who is a vegetarian and wears bikenstocks.
"Hey Ned, have you seen the new Teddy Graham working at Whole Foods? Totally cute!"