A giant shit that's been brewing in your bowls all day long.
"I have to go take a giant Ted Teddy
Acronym. Typical Enlisted Dude. A slang term used to classify the junior enlisted portion of the military. A total cliche. Probably only joined the military because they watch too many movies. TEDs can easily be identified by their motivated regulation haircuts, lack of fashion sense, dopey personality, mindless devotion to their particular branch of service, limited vocabulary, and arrogant sense of self worth. They usually serve a some small role in the military, which often involves carrying guns to work. Typical Officer Dudes are obviously TODs
1) Air Wing Marine: Man, what a rough week. We had to send 3 planes overseas.
Grunt: Stupid POG
! Why not join the infantry like a real Marine!
Air Wing Marine: Because I got higher than a 30 on the ASVAB, TED
2) Marine 1: Dude, look at the high and tight on that tool.
Marine 2 Hey TED(yelling)!
Marine 1: holy shit he looked. What a tool.
A person who kills a joke by stating something obvious. Derivative of the scene from Family Guy where Ted Turner says 'Like a bisexual'.
Guy 1: And she called me Brendan!
Guy 2: Haha that's funny!
Guy 3: It's funny, because your name is Brian!
Guy 1 & 2: Thanks Ted.
extremely awesome, a really cool kid, is definetly not gay, probably has lots of friends, and all the chicks like him
Ted is really pimpalicious
A term used in and around Liverpool,England.To describe a person as being a ted means that they are behind the times in terms of their fashion sense,musical taste or general outlook on matters.It's a take on the fashion craze Teddy Boys which was popular many years ago.
Sit down Nigel,you ted.
Someone who is a Obama supporter.
My dad is Ted.
The name you call a man when you don't know his name, nor do you have any interest in getting to know his actual name.
Can be used for a casual acquaintance, a hookup, one night stand, or even an uninteresting guy buying you a drink.
You: "Hi my name is Brian."
Me: "Nice to meet you, Ted."
Or in the ladies bathroom -
Me: I'm talking to a Ted out there. I need someone to save me.