An ultra left wing media mogul who enjoys humping dogs.
Oh shit! Ted Turner's in town! Hide Muffy! - Strong Bad
1. To masturbate alone.
2. The opposite of a Jane Fonda.
1. Why did she have to break up with me?! I'm so upset! *ted turners*
2. Let's see, there's me, you, and two girls. I will Jane Fonda and you can Ted Turner.
I don't know where that moron got that Ted Turner was a republican. He's probably in the top ten most liberal people is the U.S.
-Ted Turner is a neo conservative
A television remote control. Sometimes simply shortened to "ted."
Pass me the Ted Turner, baby. The game's on!
, extreme right wing
billionaire, who has a huge media empire that includes establishments like CNN
, Time Magazine
Unlike other sources of far right propaganda, Turner cloaks his messages under a thin veil.
Ted Turner is an aristocratic fatcat.