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An in ability to enjoy a drink without spilling it down your shirt.
Ted Striker Syndrome

Ted Striker: It was at that moment that I first realized Elaine had doubts about our relationship. And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.

pours Gatorade into glass and then pours onto left side of his own face
by Elaine Dickinson November 18, 2013