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The soft, creamy center found in the core of most every person. This delectable nucleus is what controls our so called "wild side." Actions caused by the Ted Nougat include but are not limited to: Hunting with a crossbow, consuming raw flesh, making an utter jackass out of one's self, spinning power vomit, bloodlust, and an unquenchable thirst for beer. Especially reserved people may need to be egged on or inebriated to fully express their nougat.
Guy: Dude you punched my cat in the mouth while screaming "I'm going to power hump into outer space!" and stole all my beer last night

Jackass: Old Crow fuels my Ted Nougat, there's really nothing I can do about it.

Guy: Maybe not drink?

Jackass: The Noug would not be pleased
by GeyowOfArc July 24, 2011