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Guest featured frequently on the Phil Hendrie Show. Owner of Ted's of Beverly Hills restaraunt located in Beverly Hills, California. They cater only to upscale and wealthy customers and will tow your car if you dare pull something like a Toyota Camry into the parking lot.
"Ted Bell" Jingle lyrics:

Ted's!
...of Beverly Hills!
Steakhouse
Come on down

Here at Ted's!
We wanna put our meat in your mouth.
by Steagles June 06, 2006