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1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does. 2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.
When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner. |
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The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow. I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.
Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner. |
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n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he? Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!! |
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when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)
this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow. |
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A massive erection received whilst watching Tim Tebow. Dave enjoyed the game so much that he sported a Tebowner through 3 quarters of play.
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(v) Tea-boner The sports media getting a hard on for University of Florida QB Tim Tebow and shoving his exploits down our throats making him the greatest thing since slice bread. The phenominon is similar to the love affair most broadcasters have with Brett Farve (John Madden and Tony Kornheiser in particular).
"Man, I'm getting sick of listening to ESPN announcers get a Tebowner and talking about how he can singlehandedly run over through an entire NFL defense. Enough already!"
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