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Tebowing is the position one assumes in a bath house, park restroom, stadium or other public setting as a prelude to offer oral sex. The 'tebower' kneels with one knee to the ground then supports their jaw in preparation for lengthy oral sex session they are about to facilitate. He keeps tebowing but so far only Carlos and Jesus have taken him up on it. I think he wants $5 for every tebow he gives. Oh wow... that was one of the best tebows I've ever had, now bend over.
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(vb) To get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different. I was in the middle of Times Square and I saw a girl Tebowing in the street. She almost got squashed. (see tebowing.com)
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to refer to throwing a pass short and behind an open receiver. Dude, I was wide open! Why are you Tebowing?
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v- Te-bow-ing- the act of getting down on one knee and thanking the Lord for something you actually did Timmy got a 100 on his math test yesterday and he stayed up all night Tebowing because he's a good christian.
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Tebowing; slang. language of origin- ESPN. definition: 1) the act of striking a particular one-knee down kneeling pose in celebration of completing any task which by no specific means the individual in question should have rationally been able to accomplish themself without divine intervention. 2) a manner by which a person can non-verbally declare themself to others as an overhyped participant. See also: douchebaggery. With the Broncos playing the Patriots in the divisional playoff game this weekend, I don't foresee much more Tebowing this season. And thank God for that.
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Sexual position. it's a modified doggy style where the man is on one knee. Named after Tim Tebows tendency to "come from behind" to win the game. Rick: Dude i was Tebowing my girlfriend while watching the game last night!
Rod: how so? Rick: I came from behind |
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In the game Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3, when dickless no good noobs camp in corners, or behind various objects that include and are not limited to crates, cars, bushes, trees, rocks, and doors in a crouched position similar to the one Tim Tebow preforms after a win. Made famous by the NYfC clan on the Playstation version of the game. Man I went 3 and 13 last match. Yeah its because all of the assholes on the other team were tebowing in corners.
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When your religion is more of a spectacle than your skill set. "Jim, I hired you to fill out TPS reports, not to proselytize to the entire industry. You're Tebowing, and driving a lot of potential investors away."
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