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The name for the pose that Denver Bronco quarterback Tim Tebow strikes each time he does something he thinks notable.

A single-knee, kneeling pose with fist held to head simulating prayer.
That guy is showing has got his Tebow-ner on, and he didn't do anything worthy of celebration.
by verbiage November 17, 2011
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1.
The boner that everyone gets because of Tim Tebow.
I can't wait to see Tim Tebow run through all the SEC's defenses again next year.

Me neither, I have a raging Tebowner.
by GoSkins8921 April 30, 2008
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2.
n. The state of being infatuated with Tim Tebow, which causes people to compare him favorably to deities and other religious icons; the erection Thom Brennaman had during the BCS Championship game when he verbally fellated Tim Tebow
Guy 1: Man that was a good game last night, except for Brennaman's Tebowner!!
Guy 2: Yeah, I mean the motherfucker cut off foreskins in the third world, he didn't cure cancer...did he?
Guy 1: Oh no...you're gettin one too!!
by BrizzleT420 July 24, 2009
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3.
when an individual, company, or group of individuals get so excited when talking about tim tebow that they appear to have a tebowner
ESPN has a gigantic, chodic, sexually-frustrated tebowner cock that must be stroked at 55 minutes past the hour, every day, six days a week(rest on the seventh day)

this must be done because mutual sex is not permited with anything tim tebow.
by a stupid bitch12345 August 22, 2009
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4.
To become excited and or erect from watching/ listening/ or hearing about Tim Tebow's miraculous football abilities.
Did you see the Broncos game the other day?

Dude, those 2 touchdowns gave me a total Tebow-ner.
by S P bucher December 19, 2010
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5.
1. When someone becomes excited over something Tim Tebow does.

2. A boner, erection, stiffy, hard on, etc. caused by Tim Tebow.
Tim Tebow wins a game and everyone updates there Facebook status about how glorious he is. They have a Tebowner.

When a friend/acquaintance talks excitedly about Tim Tebow. They have a Tebowner.
by DyCKM January 08, 2012
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6.
A mancrush. This is subset of the typical bromance where one man is impressed or aroused by the usually dubious accomplishments of another.

Particularly applicable when one christian man is excited about the accomplishments another christian man.

Named after the christian quarterback of the Denver Broncos, Tim Tebow.
That guy has such a Tebow-ner for his buddy and the guy is actually a tool that did accomplish a damn thing.
by verbiage November 17, 2011
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7.
A massive erection received whilst watching Tim Tebow.
Dave enjoyed the game so much that he sported a Tebowner through 3 quarters of play.
by TangoKiloEcho January 09, 2012
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