The term "Team Warrior Poet" can be used to describe an instance in which one group of individuals is clearly inferior to all of their counterparts, even to the point of absurdity.
See also: Jobber; Jobbers; Jabronis.
Person 2: "Yeah, man. Those other guys were like our Team Warrior Poet."
Coach: "Man, these guys are beating us so bad we look like Team Warrior Poet out there..."