| 1. | Team Alice | ||
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What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality. Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice." Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?" Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't." |
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