What any self-respecting Twilight fan is due to the fact that Team Edward supports a whiney emo-like sparkly vampire and Team Jacob supports a childish crybaby werewolf. Team Alice supports the character of Alice Cullen, one of the few characters in the series that actually has a likable personality.
Fan 1 - "Are you Team Edward or Team Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Neither, I'm Team Alice."
Fan 1 - "What???? How can you not support Edward or Jacob?"
Fan 2 - "Easy, they have pathetic personalities and Alice doesn't."