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noun/verb; A teaf (or teef) is a joint with tea leafs in it. The tea has a natural relaxant which makes you extremely relaxed and chilled out after you smoke it, depending on how much you smoke.
Hey you smoke weed?

nah I just teaf.

wtf is a teaf...

read the entry on urban dictionary, the person who wrote it is the most awesome son of a bitch that ever lived.
by uncle f*cka October 04, 2009

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