A person who has been taught that what they are doing is right but is actually wrong. A person who probably did poorly and school and felt they needed to go back. Someone who is normally filled with hatred for people younger then them.
Teacher Someone stupid that has a superiority complex
Teacher Someone who is totally useless to how society runs
Teacher Someone who likes to stop people for standing up for themselves
Usually caring and inspirational in elementary school.
Teachers in middle school and beyond are souless bastards sent by Satan
Most teachers are ignorant and/or hate children. Makes you wonder why they picked
I don't care that you have a break! The day we come back from holiday vacation we have a quiz.
Because I'm the teacher and I said so.
Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach.
Mr Garrick only passed one maths paper in his final year exam, so he became a math teacher instead of a mathematician.
If you want the vague definition: A person whose job is to teach children, teenagers, or adults depending on the type of school.
If you want a more descriptive definition:
There are three types of teachers.
1. An awesome teacher, someone who's funny and is a very kind person deep down. Someone who everyone says is their favorite teacher, and actually cares about their students. This is the rarest kind.
2. A teacher that is in the middle. Someone who is awesome some of the time, but an asshole from hell the rest of the time. This, or a teacher that no one really cares about, who isn't one particular kind.
3. A teacher that is a bitch from hell, even if it's a man. From my knowledge (I'm still in school), this is currently the most common type of teacher. This is a teacher that is normally an old, grumpy bitch who seems to keep her job for the sole purpose of making your life a living hell. This kind of teacher delights in giving students piles of homework because (s)he seems to enjoy it; the kind of teacher that hates everyone. This kind of teacher will get you in trouble just because (s)he doesn't like you.
Some teachers are actually nice, but most are horrible. This is what people who went to school in the past, or were home schooled, don't seem to realize.
There are many types of teachers:
1. Good: Straight, Smart and Fun, Not Hurting Students in Any Way, Helps Greatly!!!
3. Bad: Ones that treat you POORLY, ones that looks like crap, ones that stare at you and then look away, "pen--" heads, Ones that tell you to be quiet for no reason, Ones that put you somewhere else for no reason especially detentions, Ones that hate you for no good reason, Idiots that are very gay, racist, a-holes, not fun, very hard workers that get pisses, dictators, ones that want to shock you like a Goblin-Witch!!!
Students may have mostly bad teachers in their whole life, OTHERS THINK ABOUT TAKING OVER SCHOOL SO THEY WON'T DIE AND ESTABLISHING A RULE AGAINST BAD TEACHERS and I MEAN WHEN THEY GROW OLDER, others may not care, and others have the best teachers, and and others think ABOUT going Ninja-Style and Get Every TEACHER POSSIBLE that is bad, and others want to go to the best place in the world and have a very good time...
Did I mention that some teachers heads get wet from their head when they're very pissed and they have to clean off they're heads.
And some teachers can eat a whole horse, literally, and act like dictators. And some students might hunt them down like a Native American to a buffalo when they grow up!
While telling a sexually charged story, yelling profanities, or sticking waterbottles in you pants have a lookout yell TEACHER!!!!!! when a teacher is near, as not to be beaten with a paddle. FOR BEST effect every one must yell the word AS LOUd and as many times as possible(so you dont look suspicious) and then begin to dance in a robotic fashion
So i stuck a hamster in my ass and heard it scream....
lookout-TEACHER!!!! (everyone stops and dances)
Your third parent. Although they boast a degree of education, sadly there are too many that can't even teach, and you wonder what they've been doing for 4-6 years in 'education' college, whatever crappy one it was.
My teacher chronically masturbated for 4 years in a row, non-stop, during college. Now he teaches me.