TeaTards are the political movement of backwoods whiteys headed by deceptress Sarah Palin. With a wink and some stillettos, they do whatever she commands. When reasonable people who are against tax-rate increases get stupefied by Sarah Palin, they become TeaTards.
"Render unto Caesar the things that are Caesar's, and tell Sarah to go take a hike," shouted the throng against the TeaTards.
Those lower-middle-class honkies are so self-righteous, they are prime examples of TeaTards.
You might be TeaTards if you are dumb, white, dumb, and hateful.