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1.
When a headset on Xbox LIVE makes a high pitched sound and the user who is causing the noise can't hear it.
Tea kettle! If you can't hear it, it's you.
by JIV3 July 22, 2010
 
2.
When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)
Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.
by Kendrick Paulson May 06, 2010
 
3.
Noun; A women, generally small in stature, who is so attractive, she is "hotter than a tea kettle."

Can also be shortened to "Kettle", or if she is being refered to as part of a group and/or race, she can be called "Teakellian."
I met a bunch of tea kettles at the club last night.

One of her friends was beat, but the other was a little kettle.

This girl's ass was speaking teakellian to me last night.
by Encore21 July 19, 2010
 
4.
Where you place your balls in someone's mouth and then urinate into their eyes.
The other day, my roommate slept for 16 hours so I tea kettled his ass.
by 3rd Floor Seward September 24, 2006
 
5.
A lawyer that sings pornographic love songs in a falsetto voice.
Stop being a teakettle! I hate hearing songs about bum bums and beavers!
by Zoozaphone April 25, 2006