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3.
an extremely small penis
dude you have such a teacock
by wannaJohny January 28, 2009
 
1.
Using freshly made tea and your finger to draw a penis on a kitchen wall. The ultimate act of rebellion in a workplace.
Juan: Fancy a cuppa?
Rita: Sure, let's go make one.
Juan: And a tea cock!?
Rita: Yeeeeah!!!
by Miss_Daisy86 December 10, 2011
 
2.
When you're drinking tea with the tea leaves still in it, a long, thin leaf that stands straight up.
By looking at the teacock in your tea, I can predict that you will marry a man with a constant erection.
by mizzaroni November 22, 2009