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3. Tea cake
Someone who ate all the pies
fatty want a tea cake
1. Tea Cake
A pastry, bread, or cake traditionally served with afternoon tea, that can be eaten with the fingers.
Millie: "My favorite kind of tea cake is the Victorian tea cake."
Sammie: "What is that?"
Millie: "A sort of a small, round sponge cake! It's delicious."
2. Tea cake
A real sweetheart of a guy; a good man, sweet like a tea cake; one's boyfriend or a good-looking guy, as in "he my tea cake", as in a yummy dessert. (Also a character in Zora Neale Hurston's novel: "Their Eyes Were Watching God")
"He my tea cake." "What you doin messin wid ma tea cake?"
"Gonna get me summa ma tea cake tonight, for real!" "My tea cake gave me dis fo' our anniversary." "He gonna make some gurl a real fine tea cake, one day." "Ew, wouldja just look at him! He a real tea cake, ain't he?"